Welcome

Hi - I'm John. 
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I'm a writer of children's books who also enjoys a lot of other things like music, theatre, baseball, and a good joke. 

I live in Normal, Illinois, which, yes, is a real place. 

​I'm more of a dog person than a cat person. 

My first book, Sasquatch. Ninja. Clown. is available for pre-order! It'll be published in May 2026. 

Thanks for visiting my site. ​